From the Desk of Dr. Elliott Wilhelm, Most videotapes from that era were damaged in 2443...

Most videotapes from that era were damaged in 2443 during the second coming of Jesus.

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—	Professor Farnsworth (Futurama)

As part of an ongoing experiment, I have secretly implanted a microchip into the brain of one of my patients. The device transmits his thoughts to a computer using wireless signals. The subject's name is Austin and the results are amazing...

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