From the Desk of Dr. Elliott Wilhelm, How To Be Alone (via andyradorfman) You’re no...

You’re no less an intriguing a person when you are eating solo desert and cleaning the whip cream from the dish with your finger. In fact, some people at full tables will wish they were where you were.

As part of an ongoing experiment, I have secretly implanted a microchip into the brain of one of my patients. The device transmits his thoughts to a computer using wireless signals. The subject's name is Austin and the results are amazing...

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