From the Desk of Dr. Elliott Wilhelm, (via clickherenow) I’m responsible for AT LEAST a...

I’m responsible for AT LEAST a billion of those bacon strips consumed in America every year.

As part of an ongoing experiment, I have secretly implanted a microchip into the brain of one of my patients. The device transmits his thoughts to a computer using wireless signals. The subject's name is Austin and the results are amazing...

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